Excerpt of Me

I am Caleb Ramsier, though some refer to me as Crayleb largely because of my affinity to a certain band that calls itself Family Force 5. They cause me “shake what my momma gave me” and “get cray e’ryday” as one who was hip to the kids (such as I) might say. I am grateful you’ve allowed these photons to touch your retinas, and I hope that likewise my words may touch your soul (in a mutually consenting and beneficial manner). Please enjoy your stay as long as you like or hate, whatever “gets you going”, fellow sentient being.